Hemingway's old man is all at sea
A drifting mind turns to the classics as MPs discuss the wretched Common Fisheries Policy Environment questions, rarely the most fascinating events. As ever especially when they were discussing the wretched common fisheries policy my mind drifted, this time to consider how Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea might have turned out if he had written in the light of EU rules. All jargon is from today's session. The old man's forehead crinkled and above him the sun flamed in the pewter sky like the eyes of a Parisian putain. Madre de dios, he had had bad luck. His mind returned to his youth, when his face was smooth and the women thought him beautiful, the lost days before the CFP's broken regulations, based on a centralised, top-down system, had come into force under directive no 687 (B,i [d]). "Local and regional sea-based management!" he muttered with sour breath, spitting on the stones beneath his feet. "Get in the boat!" he said to the boy. '...